Ever so often Bollywood picks itself up by the bootstraps, rises above the typical "running around the trees" formula and delivers something so different, you simply get blown away. I was lucky enough to
see an example of such an effort today.
Kurbaan is yet another proof that the Hindi film industry is maturing. Given a good story, and a good budget, you can do wonders. This movie is an attempt to show a terrorist strike, but the protagonists whom we observe this time are the the terrorists, and not the good guys. We get to see their rationale behind their acts. Saif plays a gray character who takes advantage of a girl to get into USA under the radar. The movie is frenetic, and I was beginning to think that they won't have a break in the middle, the story seemed to move from climax to climax.
Without revealing too much of the storyline, I can tell you that each character has been played beautifully.There are no song and dance routines to disrupt the story, the music is great, and camera work fantastic. Don't miss it. 4.5 out of 5 stars
SPOILER ALERT don't read further if you hate spoilers. My brother forwarded me some really funny imaginary tweets the main characters would have made were they in twitter. Read on and enjoy :D
Saifu:
Hi..I am Ehsaan
I want to go onsite.
I like coffee.
I love Avantika.
I am jihadi.
I am planting bomb in plane. Excited!
I love Avantika.
I want my child.
I am jihadi.
Let’s have 9/11 once again.
But I love Avantika.
I am DEAD!
Wait..my name is Khalid and now I am DEAD!!
O wait for a second, ‘he vivek, don’t look at my Kareena, and don’t forget, your Diya is also up there in heaven and I am going just there!’
Kareena(Avantika):
I don’t like coffee.
Infact I do.
A lot can happen over coffee..I like saifu..
I am going to NY..Saifu is also coming.
NY is great but damn..my TV doesn’t have Star Plus. I need to peep through neighbour’s door to get some family drama. But that’s fun!
Saifu is good boy, but our neighbours are terrorists.
OMG..Saifu, u liar!!
I am on diet..Zero figure calling back!
U old woman, u shoplifter, so cheap! I am embarrassed.
I hate Saifu.
I am pregnant..that saifu is saying it’s his child. ;)
Why that old lady is again taking me out for shopping? Hope she doesn’t embarrass me again!
O my purse has bomb. Saifu defused it..so sweet!
Police is killing my Saifu..he just told me his real name is something else, I forgot!
Omg..why this vivek is now looking at me like this?
Vivek:
Iraq is in mess. But my GF is not.
But my dad is..grow up old man!!
Met Avantika..not bad!! Let’s hope her husband is not a terrorist!
My GF is gone! Bomb blast! BOOM!!! Btw, RIP dear !!
I know terrorists but not telling cops. I don’t want movie to end before interval.
I am feeling alone ..joining some classes to end my loneliness.
There’s one cute gul in class but she is asking me to leave America.
Saifu invited me to his home. Excited!
oh..Biryani is delicious..btw, seems like their family business is ‘terrorism’..but who cares? Biryani is awesome!
I think this old man liked my cell. Go man..see your face..consult some dermatologist first!
I have asked Kareena to help me finding map. Let’s see what happens tomorrow morning.
Saifu is looking happy..very happy! Dunno why!!
Again this old man wants my coffee..whats his problem man??
O they found my true identity..1..2..3..run!! Wait a minute..take this old man..SHOOT..SHOOT!!
C’mon cops..come with me. I will show you where Saifu is. Go kill him.
Kareena is crying alone..poor soul…but wait a minute..Kareena >>>Dia..wat an idea??
Don’t listen to Saifu.. Diya doesn’t like coffee.