OMG! I just remembered I have not updated this since petrol was cheaper than a bottle of Grange!... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..
I am so busy with my tan, learning to fart the theme to neighbours, just generally being asleep, dreaming and chancing to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day is filled with fluorescent light from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I run out of alcohol. I am not being a whinging Pom or anything. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. (wink)
I will try to remember I promised you I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Well, I'll try. Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..
The fine print:
I haven't been blogging for a while, and as my good friend Meghna pointed out, I really needed to do something about it. Finally in desperation, she showed me this link that can blog for me. You see the results :D
I agreed to post this ONLY if she used the same link to generate something equally funny... so go to her blog and let her know that you're waiting for her post!
STOP THE PRESS! She did post it :D Now go to her post and comment! :)
:-) yay !!! way to go!!!! Post more- post more
someones gotta push me more then :)